fucking anxiety die!
i'd like that to be translated into as many languages as possible.

so i decided to put my vastly genius artistic skills to good use. i have made this drawing of myself and on it i have charted how much of my skin would be covered if all of my burns were moved to one place on my body. it's brilliant, of course.

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twat.
TWAT: the night.

oh. my. god ( Read more... )

i'm playing at this folk festival of sorts in kingston and here's some somewhat jumbled, incoherent information ( Read more... )

just...fuck.

so i burned kraft dinner. i'm going to die when i move out ( Read more... )

alright. so i'm in this folk festival thing in october, and i was thinking it would be hilarious to do like a pseudo folky peaches cover. does anyone have and suggestions? i can't think of a song. prefferably one that isn't incredibly offensive, but then again, it is peaches ( Read more... )

thought i'd just lay down some ahem. guidelines for this erotica contest ( Read more... )

so my mom bought a moped (i know, "fuck yeah!") and i took it out for a spin, but i wiped out on the thing! no court can convict me, i mean it was my second time on it. but still, we don't have insurance for it yet...or license plates...or a helmet...ahem ( Read more... )