1 GOLDEN EGG

[numberonestar]

HEY GUESS WHO THIS IS?

THIS IS THE GIANT AT THE TOP OF THE BEANSTALK

I HAVE FREAKING GOLDEN EGGS AND A HARP AND A CASTLE AND STUFF UP HERE. IT'S AWESOME.

WANT TO COME?

OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT

YOU CAN'T!!

HUMANS ARE LOSERS, GOOD LUCK TRYING TO GET YOUR LAME ASSES UP HERE, HYA-HAHAH!

Comments

[orange_renge]

*meanwhile is sneaking into ur castle right behind you thar. XD*

1/3

[numberonestar]

Huh?

...Wait a minute.

2/3

[numberonestar]

FI. FIE. FO. FWN.

[numberonestar]

SOME STUPID JACKASS IS ABOUT TO GET PWNED!

Now...let me just put my big sack of gold coins down over here and then I'll find you, you shitty human!

[godot_107]

*throwlightning*

[numberonestar]

Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!

[godot_107]

Ah, your cloud? I'm sorry, my enormous amigo, I was under the impression I was the God of the skies and that all these clouds belonged to me.

But on that note, why so loud?

1/2

[numberonestar]

God of the skies unfair

[mystichamburger]

What do golden eggs taste like?

[[Is it okay to pretty up the beanstalk? Like, make flowers and stuff grow around it.]]

1/2

[numberonestar]

Pretty good! The goose is a pain in the ass, but the eggs are delicious. How do you think I got this--

2/2

[numberonestar]

HEY GET YOUR GIRLY SHIT OFF MY BEANSTALK!

((That is very much fine by me))

[mystichamburger]

But it looks nice now!

[Now the base is beginning to grow thorns.]

[cherrygloves]

*honks at him*

[numberonestar]

FUCK YOU TOO, CRAPPY GOOSE! I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LAY GOLDEN EGGS LIKE MINE DOES!

[cherrygloves]

*honks at the goose*