HEY, APARTMENTS JACKASSES!

( This Cut Is Definitely Not IC )

Hey, you guys know that Danny guy? He likes to have tea parties in his room. He does it all the time, it's totally weird! I think he collects dolls, too.

Uh...what was I posting about again? Oh, yeah. I traded rooms with some guy, Danny, so you have new roommate. I'm on the top floor, as befitting of BLACK STAR. I would have told you sooner but I ( Read more... )

[Voice Post from on top of the Ari Apartments roof]

Listen up! For anyone who was lame enough to miss my grand entry, I'm BLACK STAR, the giant ninja god of Memento Eden! Pay attention to that name, all of you! You won't be forgetting about me any time soon if you assholes have any brains in your head at all! I'm stuck in this shitty place an era ( Read more... )

Here I am, standing in the middle of a field, with no memories except for my name, Black Star.

There can be only one logical conclusion...

HYA-HAA~ ☆!!A God has just been born unto this shitty world! I, Black Star, am your new mighty overlord, brought into being by the universe itself, looking down from the heavens to share my greatness with ( Read more... )