Does anyone still use this? I doubt it.

House Where Nobody Lives-Tom Waits ( Read more... )

House Where Nobody Lives-Tom Waits ( Read more... )

Your senior year in High School is supposed to be "the best year of your life." Let's see how much you remember. I know for some it might be hard for you to go back that far ( Read more... )

So this guy comes home and walks through the door holding a duck underneath his arm and says, "This is the pig I was telling you about." His wife says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck." The guy says, "I was talking to the duck."

Alright, if some of you don't know, Eric, Will and I have a band called The Biff Tannens. Well, we have a show on Friday (the 15th of February) at the 8th Note Cafe at UW-Milwaukee.....and you should all come. If any of you were at our first show, you know what to expect: Offensive, nose-picking, butt-scratching, filthy drunk rock ( Read more... )

BUG.

It's prolly been somewhere around a lifetime since I've been on here, but I snuck online on my break at work....so, how's everybody doing? Everyone shout at once.

I have an interview at Old World Wisconsin on Wednesday at Noon....I'm estatic. I also shaved off my soul patch....cause cause without the black hair, it lost it's soul.

Scotty

oh yeah. I haven't had sex yet.

AND I'M HAPPY.

SO FUCK YOU.

:)

I know, I'm never online anymore. I don't even know why I signed on. and I don't know why I haven't signed off yet. I guess the reason why I'm never online anymore, is because I'm tired of people stalking my shit, and I'm just much happier when no one knows where I am. The reason you may know where I am is because I tell you because you are my ( Read more... )