Because everyone needs a good dicking once in a while. <3

Things To DO!

1. Paint! Or, at least draw something worth while, and color it. :D
2. Go smoke.
3. Get some hot pockets. exercise. ;n;
4. Go find something awesome to send to Aaron.
5. Make someone smile.

My screen is the blank canvas I've been trying to paint in real life ( Read more... )

Scene: Denny's of Fucking Hillybilly Barely North of the Mexican Border, Texas. I'm the only white girl, and the only other vegetarian I've met within the last six months. If you recall, I was vegan for a while.

I'm at the register, cashing a lady out. We've got a shit-ton of new people who can't understand the concept of saying, "HIA DER TAKE A ( Read more... )

   Everyone knows. It's oh-so painfully obvious. If you don't know, you're out of the loop.
   Have no idea what I'm speaking of? Well, work in the 'hospitality' careers, and you'll soon be the writer of your own ennui journal entries of idiotic things people happen to do. It isn't much of a surprise that people are not the smartest (refer to ( Read more... )

So, instead of being a good girl and not spending my money, I went and bought me a nice pack of googly eyes. I can't stand it! I love them soo much. I already have brought several inanmiate objects to life (like a cup of mine, and my poor unspecting father's cellphone), & more than likely, will continue to do so. I kinda want to make a googly eye'd ( Read more... )

The Hygiene Problem: Problems With the Professor #130 - watch more funny videos
Hey look! It's meee!Does this mean I'm famoose? Not quiet yet! But, enjoy the video our friends at the Desoto Institute of Problemology have created for us, and be thankful! Merry Christmas or whatever the hell you decide to celebrate this year, and I'll open the ( Read more... )

Or, at least thats what my room looks like. Pumpkins and Christmas decor! I love it! I even went as so far as to get a little pink sparkly santa hat for me, and a sequinned collar for my cat. The halls are decked, the trimmings are out, and all that's left is to hang the stockings with care. It's been a weird ride getting to this point. I recall ( Read more... )

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So, my secret obession is Lady Gaga. Not because she's fucking nuts (which is a damn plus), or her style (yes plz on most of what she wears), or her music. . . . Okay, so now you're going, "What the fuck, Doll Face? You don't like her for all the obvious reasons? Don't make us dive into the obsurcity!" Oh, hohoho. We shall.

And, dive, we are: She ( Read more... )