I look completely A sexual in my chef uniform.

I had sex with your sister & I got her pregnant. Isnt that the subject everyday? Are these people for real? I love it when they run off stage and Maury convinces them to come back on stage, like they havent made a jackass out of themselves enough. Its entertaining for about 10 min. then thats all I can take. Some guy just got busted for having sex ( Read more... )

My class is crazy. I do a lot of running around. I have a shit load of reading to do. I just got done reading up on my knife cuts. I just realized that if I do my reading like im suppose to before class I'll actually know what the teacher is talking about. Hehe. So school my be delayed once again because of some bastard called Ivan. Im tired and my ( Read more... )

Well the party gods decided to teach me a lesson today. I was throwing up all through out orientation. They had this group seminar which fortunately for me was outside. I was heaving about every 10 - 15 min. After that they split us up into our majors and I had to go inside and listen to our Master Chef speak. I again lucked out because when I had ( Read more... )

Tonight is the first night that Im drunk in Florida. Sorry if this dosent make any sense. Its alright, but its times like these that I miss all ya'll. We played a game called chug it and I have to get up tomorrow at 8 am for orientation. I cant really talk right now because Im drunk.

I've tried to update a couple of times, but our power keeps going off in small intervals. So, Im not really sure when I get to leave and go back to my apartment, but I will update later.

I cant believe Im still going. I've been up for more than 24 hours. Im running off of pure adrenaline. I am starting to get tired though. I've met one of my roommates her name is Sheila. She's pretty damn cool. My apartment is awesome! I have a balcony on the 4th floor that over looks a small river. Sheila said she doesnt mind if people stay with ( Read more... )

"Don't be dismayed at goodbyes. A farewell is before you can meet again. And meeting again after a moment or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends ( Read more... )

Alfie let me borrow Killer Clowns from Outerspace!

So I went and saw the exorcist and had my last thursday night out in motown. To be perfectly honest I dont think Im going to miss it that much. Who knows maybe when Im in Miami i'll be sad and depressed for awhile and change my mind. Tomorrow Im taking my nephew to roller king and watching Rushmore at either kim or alfie's house. As for right now ( Read more... )