REVOCATION IN EFFECT

[nysfinest]

Dear World,

I have revoked jemgirl's black card for the day...she said she doesn't like grits. I'll give it back to her tomorrow but she's on probation.

Carry on.
A Concerned Citizen

EDIT TO ADD: I've had a caucus with the black contingency and there's only one person willing to give her a pass for being from up north so unfortunately, majority

Comments

[yobachi2003]

Down South you'd even get your white card revoked for that ish.

She couldn't be in nobody's race. She'd just have to be a tragic mulatto.

[nysfinest]

I feel for her...no one's gonna want to claim her if she turns her back on grits.

[sugah_high]

What!!!!!

who (black,white,red,purple) doesn't like grits.....That's crazy. She's about to get a talking to...right now.

[nysfinest]

Shit, my Momma likes grits and she's white!

[yobachi2003]

Boston.

[nysfinest]

I'm from up north and I loves me some pigs feet, chitlerings, hog maws and grits!! She has no excuse!

Revoked?

[simplecity2htwn]

In my view, a statement like that means that she's been operating on a suspended license for a while. Hell, even Asian folks eat grits down here.

Re: Revoked?

[nysfinest]

We had her on watch ever since she said something negative about chitlerings!

[canray]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Fried Chicken!

I gotta try Grits someday...

[yobachi2003]

Try grits - wow. What country are you from?

[canray]

Canada.

[yobachi2003]

I guess we can excuse you then.

I was thinking about moving up to Canada because of the worker shortage program the government has for foriegners; but if y'all don't have no grits, that's just a deal breaker.