Good for three things...

[nyx_wench]

Men are only really good for three things:

Opening Jars, Reaching things really high, and Sex.

Well there is a machine that can open jars, and there is a thing that can reach things really high, and well we all know the endless variety of sex toys so, why do we keep men around anyway...

Comments

[aloverestrained]

I'm available if you need to talk or hang out, girl!

[nyx_wench]

Sure sounds good. My friend called me at five and we had dinner and talked. I feel better but I am still upset over all. We could probably talk whenever. We should get together some time.

[goldie_black]

Oh no! What's wrong? We'll talk later on YM. I don't think males are needed for anything othre than procreation. If we killed all the men, harnessed their seed... Yep. Wouldn't need them. They should be slaves. SLAVES! Bowing down to the beautiful creature that is his woman... and standing up to his damn mama. What is it with boys and their fuckin' mamas??

[nyx_wench]

Really long story, with lots of history. Not so much him and his mama, just that his mama is crazy. Remember my tell the lie in the truths meme, yeah she is nuts.

[aloverestrained]

Men are effin' worthless! Don't get me started on the mama talk. I've got stories.

While we're getting rid of all men.....

I'd like to get a list started of the men we're goign to keep. Dan and Rupert for starters. They're still very young and we can mold them into our very own. I say we keep about 20 others, but speaking is not allowed.

[nyx_wench]

Oh yeah, but they can speak but only preprogrammed phrases that will be categorized into things like, dirty sex talk, your a goddess, I love you, Yes dear you can buy whatever you want.