Simon Amstell: i'd say more of a cunt ( Read more... )

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

(pause...follow with:)

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

Other
Long-Standing Feuds I'd Like to See Explored in a Commercial à la
"Hi, I'm a Mac" ...
"And I'm a PC."
..i laughed
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so i usually do these but dont post them.
however i was so pleased with the amish armadillos and the milked yaks that i thoguht i kind fo had to.
happy holidays everyone.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

have you ever seen a squirrel try to make a jump but miss and fall?

first word that came to mind:
Agriculture
Bologna
Child
Denver
Eleven
Figs
Girth
Hope
Inertia
Job
Koala
Lame
Many
Nutting
Opium
Pork
Quark
Rest
Silly
Time
Under
Vest
Wax
Xac
Yup
Zoo

long distance relationships SUCK ( Read more... )

after the mets lost game 5 i didnt think they had a chance. but i was so hopeful tonight and then i was let down, at the very end. I am still happy with how far they got, you are good people mets...good people.

i like the mets. : (

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