V8. Hot sauce. Ice.

Fuck air conditioning; I've got summer beat. Baltimore, do your worst.

After another awesome weekend in Massachusetts ended with the 7-hour drive back down to Baltimore, Kathryn and I have definitively decided to pack our bags and head for New York as soon as our lease runs out in August. This is not to say that we haven't made such declarations in the past, but this time it's for real, guys. You heard it here first ( Read more... )

There are certain days, unplanned and unplannable, that are destined to be Days of Awesome Fun ( Read more... )

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So, after weeks of degrading subservience, 60-hour workweeks, laughable administrative policy, recurring ringworm and insipid playground conversation, I have put my notice in and will therefore be working at Good Beginnings for only one month longer ( Read more... )

The past few days have been punctuated with increasingly entertaining emails from my sister in Russia; she is breaking up with her boyfriend and has processed and inwardly solidified this fact with characteristic abruptness. Problem is, "poor old Ezra," as she now calls him, is not so quick to jump on board this train, and moreover speaks no ( Read more... )

Your Linguistic Profile:

40% General American English
35% Yankee
15% Dixie
10% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

No matter how much you think you've grown and matured, put yourself in a dull and remedial class and mark my words, you too will find yourself writing your name and such on the side-pages of lengthy books ( Read more... )

Last night I had the two scariest/most upsetting dreams I can remember, and it really fucked up my day ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning in an inexplicably excellent mood, and on my drive to work (fueled by thin, bright winter sunlight and Belle and Sebastian) I came to the conclusion that I really want to have more old friends in my life, by which I mean retired people, though friends of long standing are, of course, nothing to scoff at. Going with Kathryn to ( Read more... )