So here I am. 29. Wow, it's probably been years since I've posted on here, but I suppose it's the safest place for me to throw out my thoughts ( Read more... )

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When I first got my reciept back from the bartender, I thought to myself, "Wow ... these people must be REALLY religious." Took me a good 30 seconds before I figured it out.


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I should be studying. But if I have to look over a spreadsheet of 50 viruses that need to be memorized in addition to pretty much every pathogenic bacteria and fungus ever, I'm gonna scream. But I'll do it anyway ( Read more... )

So this may be old news to a bunch of people, but I just did it today, and it made me laugh ( Read more... )

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So I went to the Salvation Army center today to take vital signs for my homework assignment. I thought it was going to be a dinky little health clinic serving underprivileged people. It was a drug and alcohol rehabilitation center. My friend Sara asked a guy how he was doing today, and he told her, "It's pretty much the worst day of my life, but ( Read more... )

So I lost the run-off election. I seriously have no idea what happened. I had posters EVERYWHERE. I had funny posters. I had poignant posters. I even posted/handed out fliers with a point by point explanation of what the job entailed and why I was qualified for it. A bunch of my friends were wearing shirts with my name emblazoned across the ( Read more... )

So, the biggest jerkoff in the history of the American presidency was at Cisco, about 2 blocks away, today. Big whoop. They fucking shut down everything ... EVERYTHING ... within about a half a mile radius. All the roads were closed down, our clinic was totally vacant (considering the only way to get to the school was through this convoluted ( Read more... )

Speech went pretty well ... but more importantly, most everyone else's were much less prepared and went fairly poorly. (What he lacks in substance, he makes up for in comparison ( Read more... )