Friday night we went and helped a friend celebrate his 40th at the Irish pub downtown. Its odd, but the place has been there over a year, and this was the 1st evening we've been in there - place was packed. I think the owner has a gold mine on his hands ( Read more... )

St Paddy's 10 miler. I knew I just wasn't feeling it this morning but hoped that I'd push through and eventually get into my grove. Never really happened. 1st 5 miles averaged about 7:10-7:15, but then slipped to 8 back down to 7:10, back to a couple of 8's and finally ended with a 7. Total time of 1:14:05 - certainly not my best, but defn ( Read more... )

My dad died last night.

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, ( Read more... )

Irish Lent

An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but  serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone.
An  hour later, the  man has finished the three beers and orders three more.   This happens yet again. The next evening the ( Read more... )

Happy birthday Kristin!!!!!!!

Hope everyone's favorite goddess is enjoying her birthday

haha - I love this most random super bowl pool
PITTSBURGH GIVING 7 POINTSOVER/UNDER = 47 POINTSWHAT TEAM WILL WIN COIN TOSS?WILL WINNING TOSS BE HEADS OR TAILS?WILL TEAM THAT WINS TOSS ELECT TO KICK OR RECEIVE?TOTAL POINTS BOTH TEAMS AT END OF 1QTOTAL POINTS BOTH TEAMS AT END OF 2QNUMBER OF SONGS SUNG BY SPRINGSTEEN DURING HALFTIME SHOWTOTAL POINTS ( Read more... )

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Cookie is making us tatoo appts for one night next week.

What's the quickest way to make a woman scream in the shower?

Toss the last bit of your bottled ice water over the side for the shock of her life.

I'll admit it wasnt the nicest way for me to let her know I was home, but it was HILARIOUS