conversations with an old friend from jeezus [sic] camp

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me: call me superstitious, but is getting married on a plantation a bad idea or the worst idea

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[sovietglam]

I love how she just answers with opinions about her failed marriage before she knows who you are.

[obeseskeleton]

it's like not even a possibility that two people would just want to let themselves go without any intention of murderraping each other