things i might miss ( Read more... )

is hideous ( Read more... )

bores the living shit out of me ( Read more... )

me: call me superstitious, but is getting married on a plantation a bad idea or the worst idea ( Read more... )

hcea ( Read more... )

1. no store lets me knock off 1$-5$ for not taking them ( Read more... )

i have yet to hear an argument against bottled water that does not annoy me ( Read more... )

16. religious themes, especially non ironic religious images from religions that frown upon tattoos. i really don't know what to make of that guy who wanted to give jesus and his fellow convicts court side seats on his left wrist to the wanker show. i also don't want to look at the word jesus while you expect me to be aroused ( Read more... )

1. accidental pregnancies resulted in marriage just to be polite, and failing that, you could just say he was killed in the war, and half the time he was ( Read more... )

You lose your heat ( Read more... )