My Mum's Reaction to the Peacock Feather in My Hat

[obijuanshinobi]

Scene: In the kitchen as I am leaving for work

My Mum: Is that a new feather?
Me: Yes!
My Mum: People are going to start to think that your line of work is... *awkward pause as she searches for the right words* finding work for prostitutes.
Me: Oh, no... it isn't like that.
My Mom: *disapproving mother tone of voice* That's what it looks like!
Me:

Comments

[smashing_vinyl]

hahaha.
Always so entertaining.

[obijuanshinobi]

I randomly mentioned to one of my friends that a peacock feather would look really cool in my hat and she knows a guy who has a farm with peacocks on it so she got one from him.

[obijuanshinobi]

bloody right it is :)

[deewekomsi]

haha, but it looks cool right?

[obijuanshinobi]

it looks dog gone cool