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Sod Every Dog Gone J. D. Roberts in the World (Except Me)
from (first name withheld) (last name withheld) (emailaddresswithheld)@gmail.com
to jdroberts@gmail.com
date Fri, Jun 13, 2008 at 2:14 PM
mailed-by gmail.com
whats up punk ass...how was your trip??? i saw photos on arlette's facebook....looks like you guys had a good time. call me so we can catch up, we need to get together soon.
love you tons
k ( Read more... ) -
The Worst Restaurant Experience in the History of the Universe
On July 2, 2008, Melanie, Bella and I went to a sorry excuse for a restaurant known as Ming Fu, in Cureton Town Center, on NC Highway 16, in Waxhaw, NC for lunch. We're not in the habit of eating lunch at sorry excuses for restaurants, but in our defense we were unaware of Ming Fu's place atop the pantheon of sorry excuses for restaurants ( Read more... ) -
A few questions about coquettishness
Random Girl Who Wanted a Refund: Can I get a refund for my ticket?
Movie Theater Manager: Ummmmmmmmm ok.
Random Girl's Friend: We should go home and watch Monty Python
Random Girl Who Wanted a refund: But I've seen it so many times before...
Movie Theater Manager: Its worth seeing again. Especially the part about watery tarts handing out swords ( Read more... ) -
Abusive Children
I went into work today more piratically attired than yesterday and got totally dissed. Very shortly after my arrival a small child in a Captain Jack Sparrow hat appearing to be no more than three or four years of age pointed to me and said "look, a pirate! Arrrrrrr!," so I said "avast, matey! How arrrrrre ye?," and his father asked if I would ( Read more... ) -
I broke my eyepatch
I was, of course, in piratical attire at work today. A youngling thought that I had really poked my eye out and asked me if my eye was ok so I flipped my eyepatch up to show him that my eye was, in fact, fully intact and he seemed satisfied with that but when I flipped my eyepatch down the elastic snapped and it broke so I had to be a two-eyed ( Read more... ) -
Fo' Shizzle My Mizzle
Fo' Shizzle My Mizzle
I was watching a basketball game with my mother last night and she was checking the Yankees game on espn.com and she said "A-Rod hit a double and drove in two runs. You have to give him props for that." I suppose I should explain that it is a well-known fact that I disrespect Alex Rodriguez because he is the least clutch ( Read more... ) -
a survey of sorts i suppose
Comment, and I'll:
1 - Tell you why I friended you.
2 - Associate you with a song/film.
3 - Tell a random fact about you.
4 - Tell a first memory about you.
5 - Associate you with a character/pairing. (Anyone know what they mean by "pairing"?)
6 - Ask something I've always wanted to know about you.
7 - Tell you my favorite user pic of yours [if it -
I realized something at work today
I want my own Gollum to drag around on a leash and make him do my evil bidding, especially at work. I could sic him on people that irked me and tell him that a couple of teenagers who snuck into Aqua Teen Hunger Force want to hurt the precious and command him to bring them to me (with his help I might even be better than the esteemed Mr. Jacob ( Read more... ) -
I still read piratey books
A possibly unintentional double entendre from a book that I just finished reading (italics added by me):
Venereal diseases were so common that pirates boarding a prize ship would often head straight to the medicine chest, and ransack it for the mercury compounds then used to treat syphillis, before plundering the ship for booty. -
An Addition to "The Official Requirements?"
A #3 combo is a medium soft drink & a medium popcorn. This information is relevant.
Customer Lady: I'll have a #3 combo without popcorn
Me: Without popcorn... like a bag full of butter?
Customer Lady: What?
Me: The #3 combo comes with a medium popcorn, but I could just give you a bag of butter instead with maybe just one or two pieces of popcorn ( Read more... )