This morning at work a huge Monster Energy Drink truck pulled up into the fire lane outside the theater and a couple of Monster Energy Drink people burst into the theater with a sizeable cache of Monster Energy Drink during a rush. They shoved a few through the hole in the box office window to the box office cashier and gave one to an older ( Read more... )

I've decided that the title of the chapter about customers in my autobiography is going to be How to Be Extremely Dumb For Dummies. Until I get around to writing it here is ( an excerpt )

Scene: In the kitchen as I am leaving for work

My Mum: Is that a new feather?
Me: Yes!
My Mum: People are going to start to think that your line of work is... *awkward pause as she searches for the right words* finding work for prostitutes.
Me: Oh, no... it isn't like that.
My Mom: *disapproving mother tone of voice* That's what it looks like!
Me: ( Read more... )

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I woke up this morning with a Gloria Estefan song stuck in my head and I've been trying to get it out all day. Usually the easiest way for me to do that is to listen to a song as much as possible as it goes away. Once I even had to buy an album of hits from the disco era to get Kool & the Gang's "Ladies' Night" out of my head... not that it isn't ( Read more... )

In about ten (10) years I am going to write my autobiography. It will be entitled The Non-Pornographic Life & Times of Jonathan Roberts and this will be the cover:


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I went out to my car this morning and someone had egged it overnight which really sucked. It wasn't too hard to clean up because it was only a single egg on the windshield and my windshield wipers still work so ha! But the deeper issue here is that some punk rat bastard kid decided to egg my car but couldn't even be bothered to do it right. One ( Read more... )

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Tonight's game began similarly to last night's with the Blue Devils taking an early lead with Carolina making a serious run at a comeback throughout the second half with both teams playing basketball The Way Basketball Should Be Played with a higher level of intensity than one would expect from a mere matchup of undefeated #1 vs. #2 with only a few ( Read more... )

But not really. Other than the outcome it was the epitome of everything that is beautiful, glorious, wonderful and downright virtuous about basketball. Except The Virtue of Good Free Throw Shooting in the Second Half, especially on the part of the home team which is exactly why they lost the game. The outcome had nothing to do with who was the ( Read more... )