Tomorrow/today promises to be a glorious day indeed...

Seriously, women. Take it up the butt already. If so many new pornstars can enjoy it in a year, you can too.

(And that's a real big thing in porn now. Almost every scene has at least one woman taking it up the pooper.)

Ohman! Several valid points. So wasteful, world. Open up, damn youse!!!

http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20040523.html

Oif. Failing. *sad face*

Soon, I will get to say, "Sind Sie mein Valentine?" to someone special.

Well, it's been sometime since it's been talked about but recently someone threatened me with retaliation wedgies.I simply smiled and laughed to myself a little bit before I told them that a wedgie was not possible on me ( Read more... )

I can't believe she didn't understand what I had conveyed, but I DO think she likes me. I can hope. She IS coming out here to see ME twice... (She didn't have to do it twice, but I'm not complaining.) Not one bit.

Yeah... Shit. It's love. At least on my side. I wonder if it has a chance. There are some that I just don't have it with, but I'd like it to be with her. It would be spectacular. Even if she is horribly vain about silly things.

Cam'd again. It's good each time. However, she's getting very close tonight. She just might suspect...

"Don't touch that dial!!"