The Steven Wright 1,000 Replies Post

[obselizabeth]

I'm making this post readable to all. Here's the deal. I'm posting my favorite (as if I could choose) Steven Wright quote. You post YOUR favorite, and send a link to this post to 10 (at least) of your friends. Hopefully, we can reach the 1,000 mark relatively quickly.

Here's my quote:

"I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to

Comments

[causette]

I don't even know who Steven Wright is. O.o

[obselizabeth]

he's a comedian. really funny. makes these off the wall statements. here's a link: http://meer.net/~mtoy/steven_wright.html

go read, and tell me your favorite :)

[urgayleswoman]

I don't know how it goes but the one about the dog named Stay. He'd call the dog and yell "HERE Stay!" and the dog would start to come and then get confused and stop.

There was another one about naming his dog Sex, too.

[obselizabeth]

*giggle*
thanks for playing :)

[falinemalfoy]

Right now I'm having vu ja de--deja vu and amnesia at the same time.

[not_only_no]

"The other day, I accidentally put my car key into my house door. And it started up"

[obselizabeth]

do i know you?
do i want to?

[not_only_no]

You don't know me.

I saw you on Dizzy's page. I noticed your Steven Wright contest. That was the first quote that came to mind.

[obselizabeth]

oh!
any friend of dizz's is a......
*winks*

[nebris]

"I bought an answering machine for my car phone. It says, 'I'm home right now and can't answer, but I'll call you back as soon as I leave'."

~M~

..that's rather old and now technologically out of date, but I'll always liked the concept..

[obselizabeth]

checking me out, Daddy? ;)

[nebris]

As a matter of fact, yes. =)

~M~

*adds you*..sweet icon btw..

[obselizabeth]

*runs off to friend you back*
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