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More and more lately, I feel as though I'm fighting hard to get my life in order. Chaos is no longer invited to my party. Perhaps this is my means of growing up.

Must have Sprinkles and Scoops while in the Los Angeles area! Nom nom nom!

When I purchased a new couch on the 7th of this month, I was told it was on back order until the 23rd. Since I hadn't heard anything, I called today to find out the status of my order. I was told by the woman on the phone that I never should have been told the 23rd because the couch is on back order until March 19th. Needless to say, I'm more ( Read more... )

Dr. Houck: "You have a lovely smile. Thank you for sharing it with me."

I can scarcely think of anything other than my impending trip to California. Although I'm looking forward to staying here ($52/night) and here ($40/night) and eating here and here (#12!!!) and here and here (Absolutely DROOLING over a #13!) and spending time with my beautiful friend (K!), the most important part of my journey is already with me. ( Read more... )

Although I like Rachael Ray, the food she makes rarely excites my taste buds.

A: The elbowpit and collarbone are probably the two most underrated parts of the human body. Seriously.
E: If we had the ability to change our usernames, I might change mine to "I heart elbowpits." Thank you for adding a new word to my vocabulary. *grins* Seriously.
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After showering, I placed my foot on the side of the tub so that I could dry my leg off with the towel. My foot slipped and my forehead came inches from smacking hard against the side of the tub where my foot had just been. All I could think was, "Wouldn't that be a terrible way to die? How embarrassing would it be to be found crumpled in a dead ( Read more... )

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