The human need to create useless holidays has always astonished me.  Most cultures would consider romance it's own celebration, you know, but humanity actually plans a day for it.  More than that, your entire retail system shifts to accomodate this day.  All the shops are suddenly offering chocolate hearts at next to nothing.

I stop paying attention to the feed for three days, and when I return I find everyone behaving like children?

I'm quite disappointed in you all, I must say.  We do not have the room in this city to enter into a blood feud- you should all know better.  I expect it from Belphegor, he's plainly ill and has made no secret of his lust for violence, but ( Read more... )

So, as I haven't been sent home yet, it seems I'm going to be here at least semi-permanently.

I'm curious- to the people reading this, who among you has been here longer forty days or so?

Your dress is ready.  When would be most convenient for you to pick it up?

Is anyone in need of a good tailor?

This is Garak broadcasting on what I believe to be the local frequency.  If anyone is listening who wouldn't mind answering a few questions, please respond.