Testing...

Testing...

Yep, still works.

Hey guys!

That is all.

Hey, guys, how are you? Good! Kevin, heard that rash is clearing up. Adam, heard the guilt you're feeling about giving that rash to Kevin is clearing up. Good. Good ( Read more... )

Our child, apparently, will be Tracy Ullman.


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Okay, so I just walked into a Game Stop about 20 minutes ago and the high school dude behind the counter gives me an enthusiastic "hey!"

I look up and am all, "Uh, hey!"

And he's all, "Oh, sorry, I thought you were my dad."

I tried four times to give this post a running start - once talking about these cardboard drink chips I have sitting on my desk, once talking about Mema (my grandma), once pointing out how me and my sister are going to London this May, and once starting the sequel to that brontosaurus TV script I started several posts back. Nothing was happening, ( Read more... )

As I look back at 2007, grinning wildly like a melodramatic hog at a James Cameron farm, I can only envision one moment as the top, shining moment of the past year ( Read more... )

I never do these things, but thought I'd give this one a try, in honor of friends abroad and rattlesnakes ( Read more... )

FADE IN ( Read more... )

The Mrs. is gone for the evening, so I have the house to myself, and I'm living it up bachelor-style in the most bachelor way I know how...

I'm baking cookies.

Three minutes left.

These will be good.

Ah, yes, do you remember the days of Malik and "The Malik" and DO DO DO DOOOOOO?

Well, as promised, we finally got the commercials those 826 kiddos did for their Itchy Brain, Inc. inventions up and running.  Here's the link...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OsJIMdiYokI

I haven't watched it yet, so I hope the link works and I hope you can't hear my sobs in ( Read more... )