...I have ever seen in my life. Worthy of a return to LiveJournal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mZ1zV1l2KQ&feature=player_embedded

These kiddos also do the backing vocals for Passion Pit, but they could clearly tour on their own.

 Paula Deen: You know what they say. Rub your meat. Rub your meat. Rub your meat. Don't be afraid to rub your rub into your meat.

From the people who brought you www.dangerqueue.com comes the next big thing in online shenanigans:

www.saveourunicorns.com

They're not going to save themselves.

And, fine, I'll shamelessly promote my sites. What of it? I'm the Ryan Seacrest of LiveJournal. And you know what? Now I'll write three more lines about nothing just to prove that point.

As ( Read more... )

If anyone coming to the wedding would like to sit on the roof, that would really help me out with seating arrangements.

Weddings are time consuming.

So you know how Obama bought a 30-minute television spot coming up in a couple weeks? Here's exactly how I suspect it will go down.

FADE IN.

OBAMA sits at a desk, with American and Illinois flags waving behind him, his hands folded, all Presidential, addressing the camera.OBAMA: As you know, one of the most important Presidential elections in ( Read more... )

The year is 2061 ( Read more... )

A real live comment someone posted on Danger Queue:

Joe Jonas u r soooooooooooooooooooooooo hot i wish i was Demi Lavato in Camp Rock i love u joeSo do you think she thinks/hopes we're actually the Jonas Brothers? Because, as you all know, like our two candidates, they are well-known for their geopolitical ramblings and love/hate relationship ( Read more... )

Now I'm not sure if I would call my other blog - Danger Queue - an "Internet sensation" per se, but it's slowly becoming an Internet sensation ( Read more... )

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