No, not really. But conversations around here run like this:
ME: So, BigBoy's* ears were kinda crusty and itchy again, so if it looks like someone broke into the house, jizzed in his ears, and left, don't call Cop Guy**.
HER: OK. I don't think I would've..
ME: (ROGLMAO) "OMG, porn stars broke into my house and molested my dog's ears!!"
See, I put
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