Where's a meme when you need one?

[ochre54]

Quick! Six impossible things before breakfast.

I'll start:

1. Finally licked my elbow.

2. This chair has two legs and no seat.

3. Riding my unicorn to work today.

Comments

[lyredenfers]

Hey loser, unicorns don't exist.

(AND NOW I STEAL YOUR LUNCH MONEY. Bwuahaha.)

[ochre54]

*CRIES.*

...

*CRIES AGAIN.*

LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.