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Where's a meme when you need one?
Quick! Six impossible things before breakfast.
I'll start:
1. Finally licked my elbow.
2. This chair has two legs and no seat.
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Too much thought into stupid things.
Who actually gazes at their navel while contemplating life the universe and everything? Staring off into space, sure, but curling your head down to your belly button seems uncomfortable. Maybe for people who contemplate quickly?
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Dreamt I was attacked by bulls and snakes, and that I was crap at sight reading.
The snakes bit me, the bulls gored and trampled other people.
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Prematurely OLD
I hate it when the weather changes to either cold or damp. My hips ache. :(
Also, the squirrels in my ceiling are making the WEIRDEST noises. -
Creating a monster. A yoghurt monster.
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Christmas trauma, how do you be so funny?
Things what kids have done today:
1. Been terrified to pretend to be a gingerbread man because Santa was going to eat her.
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Test your colour IQ. Arrange the squares in order by hue. I got a 16 on the first go (a perfect score is 0).
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On neighbours
1. To the animal residing in my walls: please be one solitary angry little squirrel against the world and not like, say, a whole family of racoons.
2. To my neighbours who have an unsecured internet connection: you are stupid, but I love you, very, very much. You should probably get that fixed, just not for another 9 days.
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Wheee!!!!
No more office!!
I think that maybe that has sunk in, now. :D