Stupid things Ryan has done recently: Volume 1

[ockyflam]

1) Injured myself on an ice cream. (A choc top exploded under the sheer force of my manly teeth and cut my lip)
2) Ryan makes tea. Ryan stirs tea with spoon. Ryan wipes spoon dry with tissue. Ryan throws spoon in bin. Whoops.

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[ockyflam]

Also, our administrator insisted that I leave the spoon in the bin - it was obviously tainted from that point onwards. I fished it out with her protests in my ear.