So, I today I made a quick stop at Target. Just a few things, nothing extraordinary. But I learned that one should never discount the potential comedy that might be experienced by just paying attention to the *clears throat* "people" who frequent this store. For example ( Read more... )

So, I keep a running grocery list on the fridge and as I notice I need something, I add it to the list. This morning I noticed my list had grown by one. The newly added item? "1 gorgeous mute man"

Hrmmm...I wonder how that got there?

I was woken up shortly after 1am by a semi-nightmare about deadly poisonous snakes in Costa Rica. Turns out I need to add "nature shows about poisonous animals" to my list of can't-watch-before-bed shows. Apparently, since snakes are cold-blooded, they like to crawl into the sleeping bags of unsuspecting campers, and when the campers wake up, ( Read more... )

Slept in my own bedroom, worked in my own office, and am now cooking in my own kitchen.

Life is good.

Just got back from - you guessed it - Target, and got one of those heavy-duty kitchen mixers that usually sells for like $200 for --- ready for this? $50 bucks on clearance!!!

THAT'S RIGHT BABY! WHO'S YER DADDY!

*Does the running man like the thoroughly white girl she is*

Went to the store with SM today. Found a new shampoo. The scent? Ocean Breeze.

How could I NOT buy it?

Funniest Fortune Cookie Fortune:
To soar like an eagle, learn to waddle like a duck.

Funniest Lie:
"Don't worry, we never take bad pictures." (Said by the DMV lady after taking my photo.)

Funniest Product Misrepresentation:
On the packaging of my new cat carrier: "One Size Fits All" (Have they seen my cat?)

Funniest Spam Email Subject Line:Are ( Read more... )

So, SM and I visited this really cool store today. It's called "Heavenly Treasures - Handcrafts From Developing Countries." It's a non-profit (501c3) organization that works directly with villages and villagers in 3rd world nations to develop business opportunities using the talents, craftsmanship, and local resources of each village ( Read more... )

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On the way home from an errand today, I was stopped at a red light and found myself amused at the actions of a nearby pedestrian. He was standing on the corner continually and determinedly pressing the "walk" button….over and over and over again ( Read more... )