Is it wrong to keep posting to this journal? I started it when I was, like, 16 or 17 and quit updating it shortly after I left college two years ago. In some ways it's a bizarre time capsule, or a glimpse at some of my past lives. Sometimes I feel like I'm unstuck in time, like Billy Pilgrim. A website presents a facade of immediacy or newness - ( Read more... )

So last night I dreamed that I was at my parents' house with Alex, and I looked under my bed and found a stash of Star Wars toys. They were all there: X-Wing, A-Wing, Naboo Starfighter, Snowspeeder, AT-AT, Shuttle Tydirium, Speeder bike, even my Alpha Series B-Wing. Alex and I got super giddy and started playing with them, then Keatra walked in, ( Read more... )

What we can do is this - when we talk on Facebook chat or whatever the fuck, just use the appropriate image from the following photos to pretend I have a very slowly refreshing webcam. These apply for approximately 96% of scenarios.


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A fond farewell to the zany college house in which we published 'zines, threw massive parties, hosted dinner parties, and held concerts. It was a good three years.


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For an individual to leave their cell phone at home before an evening's activities need not be perceived by attempted callers as an act of malice, animosity, indifference, disdain, or distress ( Read more... )

Tonight's project was to see if this guy was full of shit:

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I packed a complete kit for an overnight trip, in a hypothetical locale that was fairly warm and dry:


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My as-yet-incomplete Enemies List (in no particular order ( Read more... )

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