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[oda_hates_me]

[There's a distinctive grunt over the journals as a very familiar chef marches through the forest, sounding tired as hell, irritated that he probably missed his captain's birthday, and slightly loopy from those drugs. Ah sedatives.]

Damn bastards, I liked that pair of shoes.Hnnn. So

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[voice] 1/2 Please tell me this doesn't work for obscene insults framed as commands D8

[threeswordsoul]

[voice]

[threeswordsoul]

Shit-cook. [pause, and then voice is calmer.] ...About fucking time.

[voice] L-LOL LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT. >>

[oda_hates_me]

[... Oh boy. Zoro. There's a brief flicker of something over his face, and then Sanji offers a pointed shrug]

I had shit to take care of. [arches a brow]

Don't tell me you missed me, Marimo.

[voice] Please do, because IT WILL COME UP. *___*

[threeswordsoul]

[Shit to take care of, right. Scowl-lines deepen through a short pause, but it's gone in the next moment.]

Che. Like hell, Eyebrow, didn't even notice you were gone. Food was less shitty for some reason this week, though, and I didn't have to choke on smoke.

[voice] ... I'm gonna have to say in most cases, yes, it still applies. 8D;

[oda_hates_me]

[TWITCH] Is that so, shithead?

If that's the case, don't push yourself to eat my shitty cooking! I'm sure the dirt outside will suffice for a one-celled organism.

[voice] 1/2 sdjfklsaf oh god can of wooooorms...

[threeswordsoul]

One-celled organism? And you're always saying my insults make no damn sense? [Conveniently sidestepping the cooking issue, eh-hem.]

[voice]

[threeswordsoul]

[Well, you clearly haven't been lobotomized like Usopp was.]

...So are you fucked up or what.

[voice]

[oda_hates_me]

Thanks, shithead, for proving the point. [He'll let you off easy because he's in a good mood.

And... with startling honesty:]

Nope. Not a damn thing wrong. No injuries, no broken bones, I still walk in a straight line unlike you...

[voice] ...I don't THINK that counts as a command, as there's no object? >_>

[threeswordsoul]

[...All that not-worry and drama and there's nothing even wrong with you? You anticlimactic ass. (Excuse him, he's new at this. >_>)]

...Nothing. Thought this kidnapping shit was supposed to fuck with you. [pause, yeah, it's good you're fine, but like hell he's gonna say that. Conversationally,] And screw you, I always walk straight.

[voice] nope, that wasn't a command |D

[oda_hates_me]

[Hey, last time he was silently 'napped! Had to go out vocally at least once]

Oi oi oi. Don't jinx me. [Sanji speaks Marimo damn fluently by now - he can tell, and so this amuses him greatly]

Only when we need your ass to be somewhere important.

[voice] oh good >.>b

[threeswordsoul]

...The hell is that face, shit-cook. [Glowers, then blithely ignores the 'jinx' part.] So what, it could show up late?

Like any other time matters! Not that I get lost.

[voice] though I will lol once this goes to hell

[oda_hates_me]

Too slow to recognize amusement at your expense, dumbass?

And it could, but how about we believe shit's not gonna happen this time?

[Just... stares at you. Of course you don't get lost, Zoro]

[voice]

[threeswordsoul]

More like amazed at how stupid you look.

And maybe be blindsided later?

[voice]

[oda_hates_me]

If you really want a shock, go look in a mirror.

Zoro, I have no idea what could happen. There's not much precaution for me to take.

[voice]

[threeswordsoul]

I don't know how you spend so much time in front of mirrors and don't get dizzy.

...Hn. [Way to be reasonable, jerk.] Fine. Just don't bullshit at me about it. You can save your positive thinking crap for the girls.

[voice]

[oda_hates_me]

That's because I have the appropriate number of braincells, unlike some dumb shits I know. [a flat, faraway look - for once, that jab wasn't directed at Zoro]

I won't. [said immediately, no hesitation... though as a follow-up] Like I'm gonna waste my time prep-talking you, Marimo.