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[odd_writer]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I
am
being
stalked.

This person will not stop calling me or e-mailing me or essentially stalking me.

He just called 6 times in the past hour, until my mother finally picked up the phone and said i wasn't there. He seriously just DOES NOT GET IT.

any ideas?heeeeeeeeelllllllp.

Comments

[thespideynate]

First question, do you know who this is?
Second question, well, it's not really a question more than it is a very, VERY good idea: Try buying a foghorn or that thing that people push down on a basketball games and they make a really funny loud sound, and when he calls, be like, "One second", and blast that mutherfucker's eardrums out. Trust me, it'll work, and it'll be really, REALLY funny.

~Spidey

[odd_writer]

Yes, i know who it is....which is a good thing, i suppose....but he also knows my phone number, which is not good.

And i like the foghorn idea...i could try that....i just have to get one first. i'm pretty sure it would work, and yah, it'd be wicked funny. thanks!

[krychan]

oh dear. is this the guy from vacation? =/

foghorn is good <3 but before that, pick up the phone, tell him to fuck off and then blow the foghorn. =)

pepper spray works well too <3 if he's actually stalking you =P

[odd_writer]

Funny how you mention that...pepper spray was exactly what my cousin told me...and my dad...which scares me in general.

But yeah...i'm afraid to tell him that over the phone, so i have to do it in an e-mail, which is even more awkward...yeah. And today i saw him in the hallway and i had to duck behind this random junior and i don't know who she was but she probably thinks i have some mental problem, because i went into the "duck, weave and bob" motion behind her backpack and around her to avoid him. Awkward. Yes.