I got hit by a car last night at the crosswalk with a stop sign on Bancroft and College. The driver was distracted by her friend on the side of the street and hit me in making a left turn. I'm going to go get my leg checked out today and I filed a police report, but what should I do now?

Boo! What an unhappy Valentine's Day...Life is super lame.

I feel uneasy doing my annual please-give-me-a-ride-home post in the Berkeley community after having aborted my live journal so long ago ( Read more... )

My youngest brother and I are twelve years apart, but only some hours apart in our birth times. To celebrate the connection we have when we are reminded of this around this time, we are raising a new pet together. It is a shweet wittle mouse whose name is still undecided. Anyway hey, happy Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanza, Boxing Day, New Years to all

Hey, when you were a kid, what did you wish for at night?

I was in handcuffs for a half hour before I summoned the courage to ask for my brother’s help. “Will I have to amputate this hand, I can’t feel my fingers,” I whined while David took them off with bolt cutters. What sort of an idiot handcuffs herself to see if the handcuffs really work ( Read more... )

Today, after many an hour of work avoidance, I learned to pick a lock. I have never felt more powerful. Do you have a lock on your door? Does it mean security to you? I laugh at you. Yep, I am going to pervert this ability to nefarious ends.

only kidding (?) ;)
(bwahahaha)

Hello, my Berkeley gentlemen friends. Does any one of you have any sort of personal issue with me? You certainly could, I make many mistakes. I will admit to playing favorites sometimes, spending time with one friend more than another. I make many mistakes. Sometimes I am offensively self-assured or exercise unwarranted power in groups. I don't ( Read more... )

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Medical terms can be cruel

I suppose a hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic man couldn't live on Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand.  Nor could he learn about certain nuclear envelope proteins, like  http://wikisource.org/wiki/Methionylalanylthreonyl...leucine

Yeah, it ( Read more... )

The scariest day the summer had ( Read more... )

To any one of you who has no plans tonight: Would you like to accompany me to the ballet ( Read more... )