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Suicide note generator
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Questions for Kit
So, here's these question thingies, and I'm filling them out just for you kit. But my other friends are welcome to fill them out for me ( Read more... ) -
Yay
Still emotionally damaged, so I stole my friend's car and went to Wal-Mart. Where I happened upon a copy of the new Molly album for ten bucks and nearly shat myself with glee. So now I'm listening to it, and it's making me feel a little better. And then I took this survey which reminded me of the things I'm missing, fuck you survey.
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Shite!
V-day fucking sucks, whoever thought of this holiday needs to go get rectally probed with a chainsaw. It seems like the only purpose it truly serves is to allow couples to exchange gifts and suck face. Single people are stuck out in the cold, giving shitty cardboard valentines to friends and crushes in hopes that one day they too may join the ( Read more... ) -
Telemarketers
I hate telemarketers, hate hate hate. Bank of America called me today in the middle of class on my fucking cell phone to tell me I had been preapproved for a platinum credit card. GAH! How do they have my cell number? I want to step on someone's throat now, the whole middle of class thing really pissed me off. Damn all call girls. (and boys)
