Southern Survey:.... more like a country survey... ain't gotta be from the south to be country

1. Have you ever gone muddin'?
Yes

2. Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road?
Nope

3. Ever been swimming in a lake or river?
yes

4. Ever been to a bonfire party?
Yes

5. Have you ever driven a tractor?
Yes

6. Have you ever been on a horse?
yes

7. Ford or Chevy?
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Watch your 'Thoughts,' they become words.

Watch your 'Words,' they become actions.

Watch your 'Actions,' they become habits.

Watch your 'Habits,' they become character.

Watch your 'Character,' for it becomes your Destiny.'

This is too true to be very funny

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.

A. A ( Read more... )

 40 Things You Have NOT Been Asked In A Survey... Promise!

(yeah, well we'll see about that...)

1. Do you know anyone in prison at the present moment? Not at the moment.

3. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly
year ago?

4. Do you have a desk in your room?
in the office yes

5. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
nope

6. What are you ( Read more... )

A year ago today I had my surgery.  I'm 20 pounds from my goal.  I'm pleased with that.  
A year ago my life changed forever.
A year ago I was fat for the last time in my life.

JUST FOR TODAY

Just for today I will live through the next 12 hours and not tackle my whole life’s problems at once.

Just for today I will improve my mind. I will learn ( Read more... )

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric ( Read more... )

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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I hope you will all read to he end. Jay Leno puts it into perspective and makes us think about the pathetic negativity . That's right, Jay Leno!!

Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....

"The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and came across some poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true, given the source ( Read more... )

This was made by a 15 year old girl.  To date there have been over 3 million hits.  Leave it to a kid to remind us what the hell we should be focusing on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ervaMPt4Ha0

LOVE this!! Amen brothers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAckfn8yiAQ