Liek, whoa.

Teh hoose.

I had the weirdest fucking dream the other day.

I dreamt Family Circus actually became funny but no one would believe me or even look at it to see, since they all knew it sucked.

What the hell.

...

Marshmallow Mateys are sexy.

Rawr.

Pluto is no longer a planet.

NASA finds proof of the existence of Dark Matter.


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I was walking out of the building, and he says "Dude, can I have a ride home?"

Me: "What?"

Dude: "I don't have a ride home and I don't want to walk."

Me: "No."

Dude (looking confused): "Didn't you go to Elkhorn?"

Me: "No."

Dude: [something unintelligible]

Then I left.

My mom called me a cocksucker.

Was fun.

I peed out the window of our room on the 8th floor.

I rode in a cab for the first time ever, and our driver was a foreign black guy with dredlocks. Satisfying.

The end.

And ride roller coasters.

And I'm going to drink some Boulevard.

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