Rawr.

[odhen]

Why are 99% of girls smokers, whores, not interested in me, or some combination thereof?

Comments

[dollardynamo]

it probably has something to do with the goatee.

or your hands.

maybe.

[odhen]

My goatee and hands being the reason they smoke, or the reason they're whorey?

[kaput_eidolon]

Perhaps the girls smokers, whores prefer the attention of animals more than men. If that is the case, try to pass off that you are a bull trapped in a man's body =)

I don't know... girls are very strange.