MY FUCKING HAMMER!!!

[odin88]

So I'm on myspace, wondering why I'm friends with a gent named "Charles McCoy". 
I click on his profile, look at his pictures, and recall that he is the friend of a girl with whom I had a very, very short lived relationship. Faith.
The fact that she is a behemoth is a story for another day, I tell people that she was an adventure in testing how

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[oh_machine]

GRRR! If I were in Austin, I'd find her and take that hammer from her. I would, I so would.

[trafficoverhead]

ooh. uh. hmm.... er. goddamn, that girl is oogly.

and what a fucking CUNT she is for taking your hammer!!! i will definitely assist you in dressing up in dark ninja gear, breaking into her home, and recovering it.

[odin88]

I decided after meeting her off of the internet to give her a chance in spite of her seering unattractiveness. A legitimate chance, mind you. Completely disregarding this chance I was giving her, she proceeded to cling to me like drier lint, blatently try to make me jealous on an hourly basis, and what's more, the one time we had sex she uh, took all the fun for herself, to put it in polite terms. I truly pity her, I don't think that many people are going to give her the opportunity to completely overlook her appearance like I did in her life, and because of her raging apocalyptic childishness I had to run away, fast.

And the bitch stole my hammer.

God damn her.

[trafficoverhead]

praise baby jeebus you have a hot wife now. go you.