Things don't seem to be carrying on quite so nicely for your old chap Jesse this'a'day. He's inching closer every day to being fired from his job because of his dopehead fellow employees, he got a barely passing grade on his first business English project and a failing grade on his first Math test, his mom is probably going to die; at which point ( Read more... )

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     The more I read up on building and assembling guitars, the more I realize it's just like anything else than can be built, which is to say I can build it better and at considerably less cost. What's more, fine and exotic "body blanks" for guitars run upwards of 60-70 dollars for a slab and 150-200 for an already cut style. There's a place in ( Read more... )

His trek across the garden is a deliberate parody of every underground black metal music video ever, where the participants dress up like trolls and gallop through a forest, stopping every once in a while to scowl at the sun and lumber to a halt looking agonized.
Black Metal has officially reached the age where it can make fun of itself without ( Read more... )

A while back I commented on my former heroes Behemoth and their progression away from the underground and into metal stardom. I last saw Behemoth at the "sounds of the underground" tour in 2006, the only "underground" band in attendance was Behemoth, the rest of the groups, though not all terrible, were very well above ground and comfortably well ( Read more... )

One day, Caesar, you will know that my last deed as your friend was the most valuable.

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All B's. DAMNIT, DAMNIT. If my GPA keeps this trend of edging closer to 3.0 and away from 4.0 my chances of getting into A&M are ever slimmer ( Read more... )

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So I'm on myspace, wondering why I'm friends with a gent named "Charles McCoy". 
I click on his profile, look at his pictures, and recall that he is the friend of a girl with whom I had a very, very short lived relationship. Faith.
The fact that she is a behemoth is a story for another day, I tell people that she was an adventure in testing how ( Read more... )