Have sex in a candy store during business hours (well, maybe ( Read more... )

I was half-watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade yesterday when this ridiculous float came on. It was some sort of Muppet thing for kids, and they were singing some craptacular kid's song. Then Rick Astley came out of the float and sang "Never Gonna Give You Up".

That's right people; that parade got Rick Rolled. That made me ever so happy.

Dora Bankins-Bush, my first philosophy professor and my friend, died in her home August 5 at the age of 45 ( Read more... )

Went to hang out with Arielle (Ella) in DC Thursday evening. It's great to see her, and Zod knows I love her company, but I'm distraught over how things turned out between she and I. Story of my life: only friends, never lovers. It's just so frustrating! Jesus Christ, how many times do I have to go through this? I meet someone fantastic, we have so ( Read more... )

I have employment! Well-paying, respectable, I-get-to-work-inside-with-people-who-aren't-criminals employment! With benefits, paid vacation, a 401K and everything! And I start Tuesday! Additional exclamation points to follow!!!!!!!!

I haven't such a great date or night in a long time. Finally met Ella face to face last night. The pictures I saw just don't do her any justice; she's absolutely gorgeous. The night was basically a lot of caffeine and laughing, and it never let up. She's wonderfully smart, well read, and has this really nerdy sense of humor that I find oh so hot ( Read more... )

I received a phone call from the Chair of the language and literature department at my old community college yesterday. He was calling to offer me a part-time position teaching English 101 two afternoons a week for the spring semester. This was the second time in two semesters I have been offered this job; the first time I had to turn it down ( Read more... )

that I haven't been on anything approaching a date in over two years. That is sad advancing on pathetic.

Well, starting Monday. I landed a nebulous "intern/trainee" position with an IT consulting firm based in Pax. So, yeah, I'll be living in the county for at least another year or so. At least I'll be able to put aside a lot of savings and afford some toys now though :)

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I will never, ever understand your gender.