According to LiveJournal I haven't used this thing in 37 weeks, so here is a small update. Nothing funny, just facts ( Read more... )

And there it is. I'm done. I'm completely burned out. I had hoped to start the new year different from last year. I don't know why but I really don't like New Years. If it was up to me I would just sit at home and watch a movie. Everyone else hates Christmas and Thanksgiving. I like my family... for the most part, so Christmas and ( Read more... )

Whenever my sister calls I answer the phone with "ello gov'nes" in a terrible English accent ( Read more... )

So last week Chris and I had a great idea, or maybe it was more of his idea and I wanted in, but whatever. Chris was checking out some website called the shadowlands or somesuch, and on this page laid the key to our trip last night ( Read more... )

I asked my supervisor at work to write a recommendation for my JET application. This is what he returned ( Read more... )

Best first line from a TV show ever. "And so then I put my finger up my butthole right? And then I walked up to Kelly Nelson and I said, "do you smell lemon grass?" then she smelled my finger and puked." South Park is king ( Read more... )

Bahhh fuck I just lost four ticket to the Thrashers. They were good seats too. Fuck T-Mobile.

Battle Royale is amazing. I can't believe it took me this long to see it.

Sometimes there is nothing I enjoy more than reading a good book with a nice hot cup of tea ( Read more... )

Because if there is a better place to write a blog [worst word ever] than at work, I don't want to know about it ( Read more... )