you're tired of me just posting stuff from animal watch, but i don't care.

Residents Troubled by Bats

GAINSBOROUGH CT.,11100 block, July 9. A woman called animal control in the morning about a bat in her bedroom. An officer searched the room but could not find the animal. That night, the woman awoke and found the bat on top of her. Animal ( Read more... )

Animal in Trap Is All Ears
CLINTON, Linhurst Dr., 9300 block, June 8. A resident reported catching a "groundhog" in a trap. An animal control officer retrieved a healthy adult rabbit and returned it to the wild.Really? You can't tell the difference between a rabbit and a groundhog? Now I can see mistaking a groundhog for a gopher or even a beaver, ( Read more... )

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why do i hate this song so much? and i love the smashing pumpkins. it's a mystery.

i know you've been dying for me to finally post that link about aquaman and superman - well, you are in luck! read it now

And, furthermore, why was Aquaman always being pulled around by two flying fish on leashes? Please. You can’t put a leash on a fish.

that comes courtesy of a link from ms. smartypants - read more herethat reminds me, she had linked previously to something else relating to aquaman - a comparison of aquaman and superman. it was really funny. must ( Read more... )

it's been awhile since i have posted something from my favorite section of the thursday washington post - animal watch ( Read more... )

from chuck klosterman:

I suppose nothing is ever as good as we want it to be, except for maybe prescription drugs and Dairy Queen.

Oden did not move one muscle during the entire song [national anthem]. I suspect that dude spends 45 minutes a day looking at a photo of Medusa.

Chuck Klosterman is pretty funny sometimes. Here are some humorous and educational excerpts from his Final Four blog for ESPN:

• The nickname "Hoya" derives from the Greek and Latin phrase "Hoya Saxa," which loosely translates as "What Rocks!" This is apparently a reference to the stones that comprise the outer wall of Georgetown University. ( Read more... )

i know, 2 posts in 1 day is outrageous. i just found the following quote in this article and i just had to share it with the world - But when the hysteria died down, she said, "everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body."