A Case of Mistaken Identity ( Read more... )

is channing frye. he has a really funny and interesting blog - http://www.channingfrye.com/blog/. he's no gilbert, but i loved this part about his dog, an english bulldog:

This is my little boy. Yes, his left eye is crazy like the guy off Mr. Deeds sometimes. And he’s tiny and he ( Read more... )

Snake in a Suitcase Bites ManVENICE ST. N., March 24. Animal control responded to a call from the Arlington County Fire Department to assist with a rattlesnake. After a man returned from a visit to South Carolina, he opened his suitcase and was bitten by the stowaway reptile. He closed the suitcase with the animal inside. The fire department ( Read more... )

A Case Worthy of 'Car Talk'MONTGOMERY VILLAGE, Club Lake Road, 19000 block, March 15. A woman called the county animal shelter about an animal with black fur that she believed must have crawled inside her car muffler and died. A dispatcher recommended that the woman call an auto mechanic to remove parts of the exhaust so that animal control could ( Read more... )

i just found a very funny website where one can kill lots and lots of time. my favorite entry so far is http://www.sddialedin.com/2007/09/landlord-jims-closing-in-2008.htmlRead more... )

but i had to post this anyway, for posterity's sake.

a submission i made to the "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks was posted today!

Check it out!

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Yup, that's right, it's time for Animal Watch.

Home Sale: Monkey Not IncludedBOWIE, Point Way, 8600 block, Aug. 26. A real estate agent found a monkey in the garage of a residence he was showing and called animal management and Prince George's County police. Police arrived and confirmed the monkey sighting. An animal control officer met with the ( Read more... )

Today, I am celebrating my 34th birthday. Unfortunately, I am also working, and will probably be here pretty late tonight. On my brithday, I am reminded (by wikipedia) that a whole lot of bad things happened on my birthday throughout history and that it is entirely possible I was in one of those maternity ward cribs right next to Mr. David ( Read more... )

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