five times puck got rachel to break the law and one time they get caught

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Glee. Puck/Rachel. 5,845 words. Prompt from xxtisheryxx : Five times Puck gets Rachel to break the law and the one time they get caught. Title nicked from The National.

Patterns of Fairytales

everything we ever planned to ever do.

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Comments

[27_seconds]

this was fucking fantastic! Really, REALLY good :D
If only all this could happen :D I hope you'll be writting more of them in the future because THIS WAS BRILLIANT :)

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Oh man, I'll totally be writing more! Can't wait. :)

[unequivocally]

Fangirling Imminent:

“I’m quite certain the Lima County Sheriff’s Department would be more than happy to get a thug like you off the streets.”

“Oh please, Sheriff Crowley’s my homeboy.”

Oh GOD I loved this fic, SO HARD. I love the voice you have for them. Amazing. I love Puck SO HARD.

“Um, hello, juvenile delinquency and petty crime.”

LOL FOREVER.

(“Your brother is insufferable.” “Tell me about it!”)

OMG I LOVE RACHEL/BABYPUCKERMAN BFFE.

“My Uncle Denny’s in law enforcement and he told me-are you listening to me, Noah, because this is important-he told me-”

I could hear this in her voice PERFECTLY. AMAZING.

“Wait, I get to have my picture taken?”

Ffffffffffff, lol forever.

which, you may be shocked to discover, were actually created for our safety and well-being - does not make me a chicken.

Your Rachel is PERFECT. I Wish I could write these two as well as you do, seriously. UNF.

“You wanna know a secret?” She whispered loudly, standing on her tiptoes

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OMG I LOVE RACHEL/BABYPUCKERMAN BFFE.
Okay so I'm really lame and that line was actually my favorite of the whole piece. WHICH IS WHY I WAS SO SCARILY OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT YOUR SARAH FIC. Legit.

I Wish I could write these two as well as you do, seriously. UNF.
You know what? THE JEALOUSY IS SO MUTUAL. Because that's exactly what I think when I read your stuff, no joke! I love that you tap into the more normal aspects of her character, and give them (moreso Puck) the depth that has been pretty sorely lacking on the show to this point. But man, isn't that what's so awesome about fic? That you can take these characters that we all know and love and make them your own? Because I'm a giant nerd, it's something I find absolutely awe-inspiring and amazing about fandom.

I don't know why you said it was giving you trouble!The funny thing is that it totally was killing me! I was totally stuck with the party section for ages, but once I talked through it with a friend and came up with the two rivalling party thing, I got over that hump

[une_fille]

OMG. Get ready, because I am about to hump your leg so hard right now

This was fan-fucking-tastic. I am literally busting unequivocally's balls every 2 seconds with quotes from this. And she's being all, "I know, I just read it, it's amazing." But I'm like, "No you don't know, because this fic now rules my life. The end."

Everything was so spot-on. And even if there was no tax-evasion like you promised me, every crime was sexy as all hell and yet still sweet and PERFECT.

And Christ, the Gospel of Puckerone... I want to be a missionary for the movement.

I want to go back and quote all the amazing things that I died over but my brain is hazy from the lust/love for the whole story.

I'm recc'ing this on my LJ. Stat.

Also, I love you. And I am not ashamed to say it.

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I want to be a missionary for the movement.
Dude, you seriously crack my shit up.

I saw your rec in your LJ! I'm honored, seriously.

Also, I love you. And I am not ashamed to say it.
The feeling, my friend? Is most definitely mutual. (There are honestly not enough exclamation points in all the world.)

[xxtisheryxx]

So, I think I about DIED when I got the email with the link sending me to this AMAZING story!!!1 Best day after xmas thing to happen to me so far!!!!! I really, truely, with all of my heart LOVED this!!! It was everything I was hoping for! (Seriously, i my mind I pictured Drinking and the sex being the time they were caught.) and OMFG it was so sweet and so THEM. You have this wonderful knack for hitting the nail on the head when it comes to these two!!!!! There was so much I want to quote (the whole thing) but one part that really had me swooning and all giggles and ohmmgeeing?

“I think I might be in love with you, Noah,” she whispered, softly this time. She wrapped her legs around his waist and he looked at her seriously, his hand running up and down her bare thigh. “But don’t tell Puck, he’s kind of a dick.”

“Sorry to break it to you, babe, but Puck already knew.”

(Shut up, he was kind of a romantic, okay?)

Thank you, thank you SO much for writing this. AHHH I'm going to go read it again and squeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

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:D! :D! I'm so, so, so happy you liked this!!! Just so you know, I knew I'd do your prompt the second you suggested it! Way too fun not to. And hey someone suggested maybe a companion "Five times Rachel gets Puck to do the right thing" so maybeeeee just maybe we'll see something in the same vein? No promises, but I'm definitely toying with the idea!

Thanks so much for the amazing review, and EVEN MORESO FOR THE AWESOME PROMPT! :)

[dustbusting]

So this was just completely awesome! I loved both your Puck and your Rachel, and clearly, they rock together.

My favorite bits were definitely the party at Artie's and the end. But everything else ran a close, close second. Thanks for writing a fun, angst-free story that we could read and smile about!

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Heee! I can't even begin to tell you how much fun I had writing this, so it's awesome to see you guys enjoyed reading it just as much! It was such a cute prompt though, really gotta thank xxtisheryxx for that.

Thanks so much for dropping a line!