My tiniest, icklest brother Teagan is getting a housewarming party whether he likes it or not. It's going to be Saturday night. I'm working on the invites. Guest list ideas, skip ( Read more... )

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RECORD PROFITS LAST MONTH. Could be because the fucking world's going to hell but bread and circuses, you know what they fucking say and all ( Read more... )

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION:

The Grand Bloody Re-Opening of the Third Circle is on MARCH 23RD.

Happy fucking birthday to me.

Mein Führer, I can walk ( Read more... )

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Facts of life:
1) My kids are better than your kids;
2) my wife is better than your wife;
3) my bar is better than any bar in existence, but definitely in the fucking UK ( Read more... )

Had to fucking break up two incidents outside the fucking bar last night and that just goes to show, right, but out of all the bars in London let me tell you that mine's going to have the most paranoid best fucking management keeping the place clean so that has to say something ( Read more... )