So I'm driving home last night. I'm in the right lane, and I need to get into the left lane to turn. But there's a pickup truck right next to me, in said left lane. I speed up to get in front of it, he speeds up too. I speed up more, he speeds up too. I slow down, he slows down too. He matches me exactly, refusing to let me change lanes. As my turn ( Read more... )

When I was a kid I dreamt of a huge clubhouse made of enormous concentric spherical walls, such that each layer was a different room that you could climb through or slide down. And in the center was a huge collection of toy transforming robots. On opposite sides were these giant ferris wheels staffed by space people (i.e., people in spandex suits ( Read more... )

It has been a very rough night.

So who, tell me...

1) likes me enough to buy me The Art of Tim Burton but not enough to take credit for it?
2) has the $80+ to spend on a random gift?
3) knows me well enough to know I dig Tim Burton stuff?
4) has my home address?

I am confussd.

So I had this weird dream this morning. Lisa and I were visiting some random friends in the woods who I didn't recognize but who all seemed to know me from somewhere. Suddenly we were all living together in an apartment on frat row. Bon Jovi came to play in our apartment, and while they were setting up, we relocated to an old but fancy theatre. I ( Read more... )

God damn it.

No institution should define itself by the people it excludes.

I totally got this.

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