I have just thrown my back out while working out. Like, badly.
God I feel old.

Last night Starla destroyed my blood sugar meter... for the THIRD TIME.

I am the Chosen One
No need to hold a gun
I take you there like a double-decker bus does

I am a Gryffindor
Stand up to Voldemort
I break it up like it was horcruxes
-mc chris, "Neville"

"Not one word. I've taken enough grief about calling my goddamn car the goddamn Batmobile. I'm the goddamn Batman and I can call my goddamn car whatever the hell I want to call it."

Gainesville is in the news...

The new Ghostbusters game sucks ass. Awesome graphics and... that's pretty much it. You run around zapping ghosts, as you'd expect, but this takes about 10-15 minutes per ghost. And they come at you several at a time, about 10 per battle. So you're spending an hour and a half per scene, just holding down the "fire" button the entire time. And since ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY punkm0nkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earlier this month, The New York Times reported that her [Ruth Madoff's] hair salon, where she used to receive highlights every six weeks, told her not to return. The Times reports that Mrs. Madoff "is viewed as an unrepentant beneficiary of ill-gotten wealth, a petite and well-dressed embodiment of the collective, bloated greed that helped topple ( Read more... )

So, I get to the club last night and find out the club's liquor license has been revoked. Don't know why, don't know if it's permanent, but it sucks. I figure it'll be empty all night and we'll close early, so I say they don't have to pay me for DJing. Turns out, a good number of people still came out and we stayed open until the usual close time. ( Read more... )

"When that ball drops, I'm gonna grab a slut and I'm just gonna pee in her butt!"

-Jim Parsons, The Signal