[IC] Sex Ed in the SEES Dorms

[officialrapier]

[Everyone in the Dorms has been called down to main level. Mitsuru is sitting there. Seriously. And prepared. Seriously prepared. She has a plastic bag by the side of her chair, and there are some refreshments on the table.]

You're probably wondering why I called this meeting.

Comments

[raburaburabu]

Oh... I did wonder.

((the sound of a place being held))

[officialrapier]

All will become apparent shortly. I would like to wait for more people to arrive before I begin.

[raburaburabu]

I suppose I can wait.

[gloveslapped]

I'm sure it's something important.

[officialrapier]

For the longest time I thought this might not be necessary, however...

It seems that the situation is changing, Akihiko.

[gloveslapped]

...Is there something I can do to help?

[officialrapier]

Perhaps you can assist Iori in his... assistance.

[ineedbothhands]

What's up, Senpai?

[officialrapier]

That question will be answered shortly. Would you like to be my volunteer?

[ineedbothhands]

Huh? Sure, I guess so. What am I doing?

[officialrapier]

Demonstrate various things, as well as pass objects around the room.

[shurushurushuru]

*this can't end well* I am.

[officialrapier]

Please wait patiently, I am about to begin.

[shurushurushuru]

Of course.

*is all business to reflect the situation*

[ashadowofhope]

*Actually, I am wondering how I got here in the first place...*

[officialrapier]

. . . Hello?

[ashadowofhope]

...hello.

[officialrapier]

...Are you a friend of someone?