[IC] Sex Ed in the SEES Dorms

[officialrapier]

[Everyone in the Dorms has been called down to main level. Mitsuru is sitting there. Seriously. And prepared. Seriously prepared. She has a plastic bag by the side of her chair, and there are some refreshments on the table.]

You're probably wondering why I called this meeting.

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[cancelingblades]

... Did anyone try to have sex, Mitsuru-senpai?

[ineedbothhands]

[handing you a pamphlet. remember that time you cast Garudyne on me? could you do that again please?]

[cancelingblades]

She's got you working for her?

[ineedbothhands]

Yeah...she asked me to help before I know what this was all about.

[cancelingblades]

[glances over the pamphlet]

Did they make you put this together?

[ineedbothhands]

No way. Mitsuru-senpai already had them in that bag.

[cancelingblades]

I wonder where she got them.

[ineedbothhands]

I'm not sure I wanna know.

[cancelingblades]

Maybe it was something lying around. Camp's weird about things like that.

[ineedbothhands]

This is the worst thing camp's ever done.

[cancelingblades]

... She said ... that we're not even allowed to make out. You know, real making out ...

[ineedbothhands]

[not that this really affects me, but]

What--how's she gonna know?

[cancelingblades]

I don't know! Dude, it's her! Who knows what tricks she's got up her sleeves.

[officialrapier]

Not that I know of!

[cancelingblades]

Then why do we have to do this? Camp doesn't let you have sex.

[officialrapier]

Things... other than sexual intercourse are possible, I have found. I would like to institute some dorm-wide policies that curtail such behaviour.