'Hey Journal,'
'I have returned!'
'Oh, so you weren't kidnapped after all? questioning
'No, I just went to Barbados. Lovely little holiday.'
'Sounds it. Anyways Journal I have something to tell you.'
'What, what?'
'Well I am applying to this community and I have to advertise it, so here goes...'

JOIN THE CLASSY PREPS

'Sounds lame.'
'Whatever,

because... boys all over the country were in love with one woman. They were blindlessly and hopelessly devoted to her. She was the reason that no girl could find a man ( Read more... )

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'Hey Journal,'
'...'
'Journal?'
'...'
'Ahem, Journal? If your still mad at me,'

No response

'Come on, Journal!'

No response

Frantically begins to search After several minutes of searching, it has become apparent that Journal is missing. I have several theories which may explain his disappearance ( Read more... )

'Journal, I must depart ( Read more... )