002 - do whatcha do.

[oflamentations]

So, like, I know you all really fucking hate Cronus.

But this is really fucking amazing. You guys are whining like someone kicked your fucking puppy. It's just the truth. Don't be a pussy. Assgardians. I love this.

I mean, at work today some model was all like

"CHASE CHASE" wtf CHASE? so lame "MR. ADAMS SAYS THIS BRA DOESN'T MATCH THE REST OF

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[Voice]

[inspiredvoice]

[Lots of really happy laughter, and then when she calms down.]

Truth for the motherfucking win baby!

[oflamentations]

Damn right, fatherfucker!

Unless you're like, a lesbian, I dunno. EITHER WAY.

[inspiredvoice]

Dad and I have never connected that way. I suppose I'm more into my half-brothers and cousins.

But yeah, either way. WIN!

[un_rememorable]

The duration depends entirely on some schedule Cronus keeps us on. Unfortunately we are not privy to it. Though I suspect that would defeat the purpose of springing things on us.

But I rather suspect that you can keep being truthful regardless of outside influence, Cocytus.

[oflamentations]

So, it's not, like, even a punishment after we've done something bad? It's just whenevert he hell he feels like it?

Okay, well, SOME PEOPLE deserve it like the Olympians or whoever else helped them, but WE didn't do anything, so I don't think it's our fault at all. Why does EVERYONE always get shit for what the Olympians do? That's lame as balls.

Probably. It's not like it's a big issue or anything, I just didn't MEAN to say THAT, but oh well.

[un_rememorable]

I think it is just long enough - or just quickly enough, in turn - to take us off guard and make people sufficiently irritated and puzzled. Or dead. He seems to favor dead as of late.

I am afraid that we are trapped within a rather unjust situation of 'We all go down together.'

Just so long as I do not have to take my top off for work, you can say whatever you would like.

[oflamentations]

Yeah. What about it?

What's YOUR name then, twinkle toes?

-headdesks-

[oflamentations]

ETYMOLOGY: Chase (pronounced CHAYSE) is a masculine English name derived from Old French chacier "to catch, to seize", the English meaning of the name is hunt or hunter

[givemeyourgold]

Jesus. Take some ritalin.

[oflamentations]

Only if you give me sooooooome~.

[Filter: Cocytus]

[givemeyourgold]

Do you have money?

[Filter: Charon]

[oflamentations]

Duh, I have a job and stuff, are you illiterate?

I get paid tomorrowwwww.

CAN YOU HEAR THE FACEPALM?

[unyeilding]

Cocytus...

No. I don't even know where to start.

IT SOUNDS LIKE "COCYTUS, YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE RIVER".

[oflamentations]

I can make copies of the pre-production photos for you~.

I mean, like, I'm pretty sure it's illegal. But whatever.

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[unyeilding]

Thank you, but I am not really interested in seeing some random woman's breasts.